Ideas For Penis Tattoo

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    eddietaco said on April 5, 2010

    Im sorry if you think this is weird but i want one so please give me some ideas. i was thinking about something funny, but i cant think of anything, all i can think about is getting an arrow, or a map guide like l----l with 500 yards under it. please give me some idea, and if there are some dangers that you heard of let me know too

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    kellyannam said on April 5, 2010

    Hmmm....A ruler or you can have marking like a notch line at 2 inches that says G-Spot, one at half way that just says HALF WAY, and one at the base that says Balls Deep or Deep Throat or (Lick Here)???

    IDK those are my only ideas.

    So I tried to keep my personal opinion out but; Are you married? As a single lady if I was just starting to date a guy with a humor tattoo like that on his dick I wouldn't be too stoked about it, but maybe some other girls are different. Good luck either way though.

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    sprydo12 said on April 5, 2010

    I always wanted to tat "standard issue" on mine but I've had the balls to do it! lol

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    eddietaco said on April 5, 2010

    kellyannam said:
    Hmmm....A ruler or you can have marking like a notch line at 2 inches that says G-Spot, one at half way that just says HALF WAY, and one at the base that says Balls Deep or Deep Throat or (Lick Here)???

    IDK those are my only ideas.

    So I tried to keep my personal opinion out but; Are you married? As a single lady if I was just starting to date a guy with a humor tattoo like that on his dick I wouldn't be too stoked about it, but maybe some other girls are different. Good luck either way though.

    I like the notch lines and the halfway and balls deep, but i think dont think i can take all that pain, maybe something smaller?

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    eddietaco said on April 5, 2010

    when i just want one, lol. im doing it myself

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    eddietaco said on April 6, 2010

    Yea so im pretty sure im going to get the Halfway notch and Balls deep on it tomorrow, so thanks for the idea and i think im going to put how low can you go above it , lol. idk if i can put the picture of just the tattoo on here though

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    kellyannam said on April 6, 2010

    Lol cool! Good luck! Yeah post a pic if you can, I think the way to get around it is to just mark it private.

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    namaste said on April 6, 2010

    This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?" "No way, mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.'"

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    gregbails4 said on April 6, 2010

    X-calubur is my addition to the list.

    A kazoo would be kinda funny 2 and the right shape.

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    lisafoster2510 said on April 8, 2010

    I am sorry but I think having something like balls deep is ridiculous why ?

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    eddietaco said on April 9, 2010

    are you asking why did i do it? well im a funny person and when the idea was given to me, i thought about it and kinda made a game out if it. like i might add "how low can you go" above it. i like it :)

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    donaldo said on April 9, 2010

    welcome aboard or lighting bolts then they can call ya flash

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    ditzygrrl1 said on April 16, 2010

    I tattooed coloured flames on my hubby's member.. they look awesome .. simple yet effective . Only took a few days for them to heal up (he's fast healer tho) and we were back at it like rabbits.

    Are you going for just the shaft or the head too ?

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    eddietaco said on April 18, 2010

    i got it just on the shaft, if i got it on my head it would hurt like hell. it didnt hurt that bad when i was tattooing it, i think my lip tattoo hurt more

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    nicoledonna said on April 19, 2010

    get a face !

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    eddietaco said on April 20, 2010

    -- balls deep, on the base of my shaft

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    webescratchers said on April 20, 2010

    I would do the letter's J-B-A-G-C-T. That way, when it gets hard, it woiuld say "Joe's bar and grill, Chattanooga Tennessee " But thats just me........

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    eddietaco said on May 1, 2010

    hahahaha, well i finally put a picture up but its set to private, but if your my friend go check it out.

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    bbrod said on May 4, 2010

    lol..that's awesome..

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    jcbintn said on May 7, 2010

    kiwipackard said:
    haha, i wanted to do it and a friend who had it done said you gotter get it hard first.
    tried that but it went soft when the needle touched it.
    wrapped it around a coke can and had no problem, appart from it hurt a little! LOL

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha! now this topic is making me think what I want on mine! I'm thinking....maybe a bone running the length of the shaft! lol

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    lilzeiders10 said on May 10, 2010

    get "words" tattooed on your dick so you can say you put words in a girls mouth haha

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