IRONY AT IT'S BEST
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IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE, SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE, FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS, SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE, A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON, AND IN MANY INSTANCES YOU CAN VOTE. -
Can't put my finger on it....but something definitely doesn't add up there! -note the sarcasm-
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.....and the U.S. gets cheap labour that white people won't do. A function fulfilled.
......and the U.S. gets to enjoy Mexican food which it loves. A function fulfilled.
......and the U.S. reaps the reward of taxing these poor people. A function fulfilled.
........and best of all....... the citizens of the United States of America, land of the free, land of the brave, get to fulfil their destiny. Protectors of the poor, the downtrodden and the outcast get to bask in the glory of helping out those less fortunate.
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.....and the U.S. gets cheap labour that white people won't do. A function fulfilled. **they would if nobody else did it.
......and the U.S. gets to enjoy Mexican food which it loves. A function fulfilled. **thats already here. plenty of regions that dont have it, and i believe that they survive.
......and the U.S. reaps the reward of taxing these poor people. A function fulfilled. **plenty of poor non-illegal people (myself being a prime example)
........and best of all....... the citizens of the United States of America, land of the free, land of the brave, get to fulfil their destiny. Protectors of the poor, the downtrodden and the outcast get to bask in the glory of helping out those less fortunate. **it can do this much better if people come over LEGALLY
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Damn, getoffmyplanet! I'm really proud of that response! When you have open borders, it's not just the cheap labor (a myth in itself) it's all the drugs, violence, and gangs (it can go both ways!), not to mention the fact that, if it is that easy to come into the country, what's stopping the really bad guys (the terrorists) from waltzing right in also. What I really fear is a bunch of ecoterrorists from Eden, Australia sneaking in with their wombats and other invasive species and trying to disrupt the native habitat of the amaradillo and Diamondback rattlesnake!
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opakaman said:
Damn, getoffmyplanet! I'm really proud of that response! When you have open borders, it's not just the cheap labor (a myth in itself) it's all the drugs, violence, and gangs (it can go both ways!), not to mention the fact that, if it is that easy to come into the country, what's stopping the really bad guys (the terrorists) from waltzing right in also. What I really fear is a bunch of ecoterrorists from Eden, Australia sneaking in with their wombats and other invasive species and trying to disrupt the native habitat of the amaradillo and Diamondback rattlesnake!
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thanks opakaman!
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Yup, it's embarrassing. As long as I can still get my tacos, I'll keep grinning.
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My stealth, ninja attack wombat is standing ready for infiltration.
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lol He'll pass through security at the airport by adopting wombat stealth techniques as taught by Pai Mei.
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This whole conversation is too freaking funny! This is better than Robot Chicken! Everybody needs to lighten-up, you guys are taking this way too seriously. lmfao!
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Opakaman, to tell you the truth....I think its because they are all OLD!!....Especially Namaste...he's like super ancient....and he drives a Jap Bike!! lol
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Whose ancient?
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At least I'm not wearing a powdered wig, dress and ladies stockings! lmao....I think the worst part of all......it's the Jap Bike!
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That's the new Yammy Davidson. Yamaha have bought out HD!
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lol you wish They bought out HD! My uncle used to have a 70 something Yamaha that leaked oil like a river. He'd park it between my two uncles Harley's and they would tell him. "You know...I think your Yamaha is scared of our Harleys....look...it's pissing on itself!" lmao He wised up and bought himself a 2009 Harley Davidson 883.
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hahahaha I had a couple of Harleys try to follow me the other day, I could see them in my rear view mirror leaning forward, whispering, faster, faster.... All noise, no go. lol
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But that's the thing about Harley Davidsons and their owners....we don't NEED to prove we are bad ass, we know we are bad ass! lmao It's like the Pit Bull Terrier and the Staffordshire Terrier, they don't NEED to prove they are bad ass, they KNOW they are bad ass!! lmao
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This conversation took an awkward turn.. lol! My mom owned a Yamaha and my dad owns two Harleys, a Ducatti and a Honda CBR 1100. I like all motorcycles, so can't we all just get along? :)
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lol, they're just teasing me. I think we better get Brittney's Mum and Dad here to sort this out. They can give that young whippersnapper scarredink81 a spanking at the same time. Talking disrespectfully to his elders like that!
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I like spankings....especially if the spanker is a hot woman!.....Not so much if they are an old Aussie who washes his special places with an Echidna! lmao
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Oh my, haha!! I don't think my mom will be spanking anyone anytime soon.. Sorry to burst your bubble scarredink81 :)
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Hey, benen, just checked out your profile! Watch out for the really old men on this site. You really have to be careful. I could give names if you would like? If you have any trouble, you know where to find me.
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Hey, thanks opakaman! I've heard lots bout you already and that your pretty cool :)
Sure, if you wanna send me some names in a message, feel free! I'm all ears :)
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~coughs~...Namaste....
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scarredink81 said:
~coughs~...Namaste....~Coughs~... Scarredink81...
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You guys are hilarious :)
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hahaha!! literally Laughed out loud
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~ coughs ~ opakaman....
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scarredink81 said:
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Benen, you have my permission to date scarredink81. He is just a youngster, not like that Namaste fellow! LOL. And he rides a Harley Davidson! Opakaman
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Woowhooo!!
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scarredink81 said:
Woowhooo!!Your welcome!
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opakaman said:
scarredink81 said:
Woowhooo!!Your welcome!
one of my uncles went to the Harley Davidson dealership today, because he wants a bigger bike. He has the 883 Sportster in blue. He wants a Road King, so he went and asked about the deal they have, where if you "qualify" you can trade in the bike for another one and they give you full MSRP, for the sportster. So my uncle was all ready to trade in his bike (he's not even had it a year.) and then they told him this. "You don't meet the qualifications." Now by this time he was scratching his head....the deal is, if you trade in your Sportster for a larger bike, you get full MSRP for the bike. So, my uncle asked an honest question. "What do I have to do to qualify?" he said the guy looked him straight in the face.....wait for it.....and said. "I don't know" I dont know!?! How can you say someone isn't qualified for something, if you don't know what makes them qualified to begin with?!
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I would have him call several dealerships and tell each one of them what happened. Then I would call Harley direct and make a stink. That is pure bull shit! He could even go on Craig's list and post something. They will come a scramblin'. Squeaky wheel gets the grease!
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Right you gun totin', confederate flag waving, Highly Dangerous ridin', baccy chewin, buck toothed, cross eyed, six toed, jerky brains, it's time you got educated into tree hugging, low carbon foot print, liberal socialist, pink T-shirt wearing, save the whales, tee-totaling citizens of GAIA!
Om mani padme hum.
Namaste has spoken.
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I believe in the Harley Davidson God! When you go to Biker Heaven, there are no more crotch rockets. Just Full Dressers and Cruisers. And everybody speaks so you can understand ya' all! And Southern Comfort is in all the drinking fountains.
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karearoto said:
I was going to dive into this forum when all the talk was about illegal entry to USA.Then it went onto bikes *stifled yawn*, then spanking *sits up straight* then back to bikes again.
lmao You know they should be called Hardleys not Harleys.....because when Namaste and I are cruising on the FZ1 we.......wait for it........Hardley see you for more than a second as well leave ya in our dust. Mwahahaha!
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karearoto said:
*shudders* I had a very nasty experience with SC as a teenager........now I can't even stand the smell of the stuff.And we all know that it's you who posesses the accent no us!
Ignore me at your peril sir! I stand before you in full black leathers and an arrogant, knowing smile.
Full black leathers....she has a point Opakaman.....a woman in full black leathers is VERY hard to ignore....even if they won't get into Harley Davidson Heaven....and will be doomed to crotch rocket hell, where every technician for the bikes speaks Engrish!
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Now tell me, would you rather have a Harley orgasm, steady and substantial or a FZ1 orgasm, quick like a rocket but over in seconds?
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karearoto said:
Oh and Opakaman.......you have a deviant apostrophe in your forum title.Yours sincerely,
The Librarian of Pedantism.
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opakaman said:
Now tell me, would you rather have a Harley orgasm, steady and substantial or a FZ1 orgasm, quick like a rocket but over in seconds?Who got to the moon first? Sloooooow and steady or a rocket?
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namaste said:
opakaman said:
Now tell me, would you rather have a Harley orgasm, steady and substantial or a FZ1 orgasm, quick like a rocket but over in seconds?Who got to the moon first? Sloooooow and steady or a rocket?
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They don't call a Harley Davidson, the worlds largest sex toy for no reason....Why do you think women love to ride on Harley Davidson's? Its because of the Big V-Twin engine between those leather clad thighs!
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I'll take orgasm and the gulag any day over freedom and ED!
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Hey, I thought Yammyhaulers wore polyester and nylon?
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An book bags...lets not forget the book bags they all carry...what the hell are they carrying in there!?
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He's actually pissing on the Crotch rocket you love so much!! lol Apparently it WASN'T fast enough to get the hell out of the way! ROTFLMAO
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I'm reporting you to Administration for that comment! And on the Muppets 40th Birthday! Where is Count von count? Out sucking blood in his polyesters?
karearoto said:
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lol making dinner actually!
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Chees toaties....those sound good ::steals one::::
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WTF Now we're talking about food? This conversation has totally degenerated into nothing but fun! FUN! FUN! FUN! I can't stand it any longer, I have got to get my beauty rest. You three are a hoot! XOXO
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Not sure about toaties, but I did make a quick toastie to keep the Kare fired up. BBQ style Chinese pork roasted, with zucchini boats as the main.
Night opakaman.
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the Kare fired up...lmao man that was hilarious.
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