Foo King joking
A guy picks up a Chinese girl at a party and takes her 'back to his place'.
She says, "Me so horny, Me do anyfing for you !"
The guy can't believe his luck and says, "Bloody hell. How about a '69' ?"
"Wha' ?" she replies, "You fink I cook you cwispy duck wif noodles at this time o' night…you bwudy mistaken, Meester !
wen i bought this kit i was told id b the best tattooist ov all time i got a certificate with it saying it gives u magic powers and fuckin hell they were right wen u put the red ink into the skin give it 2 hoursa then it turns green after 4 hrs it turns orange after 6 hrs it turns yellow after 2 days ure gettin sued for all your worth and after 2 and a half days your on holiday free ov charge all inclusive 6 months in her magistes prison manchester
bugger me if only i`d seen this advert before spending way over a year doing an apprenteship and spending way over a thousand quid on second rate equipment by makers like micky sharpz, lauro paulini and starbrite looks like i`ve wasted my time and my money, this bad boy has it all, i`ve even heard the first time you plug in those "10 wrap" machines your blessed with an infinite wisdom of tattoo knowledge that even horioshi 3 would be jealous. BOLLOX !!
jjjjeeeessssuuusss christ !! looks like james bonds secret briefcase, only this could be even more lethal in the wrong hands. In fact oo7 has a license to kill, i doubt any moron stupid enough to buy one of these "professional" kits has a license of any kind, liscence to drill, skin raker, dr no (f*ck all about tattooing) i could go on forever, oh yeah and if thats a lie detector machine at the bottom right of the case, you better make sure you turn that little bugger off before claiming this is a "pro kit" again. Sorry if i hurt anyones feelings, but it hurts mine knowing people are trying to sell stuff like this on an otherwise GREAT WEBSITE !!!!
hi would you exept my 5 children for this once in a life time pro tattoo kit but plzs dont use them in your factory to make these kits as they/l only get one yen per hour and they used to get 10 pounds per week from us you will have to pay them more yen to send to us thankyou
All this can be your's, for the low, low, one time price of $39.95, $600.00 shipping and handling, and at least $10,000 for the cost of a good lawyer, when you get your ass sued off for not knowing or being told how to use this junk. That brings your total to around $10,639.95. Taxes from Japan to the U.s, and custom cost's have not been applied !!
carpcatching said on April 12, 2008
Foo King joking
A guy picks up a Chinese girl at a party and takes her 'back to his place'.
She says, "Me so horny, Me do anyfing for you !"
The guy can't believe his luck and says, "Bloody hell. How about a '69' ?"
"Wha' ?" she replies, "You fink I cook you cwispy duck wif noodles at this time o' night…you bwudy mistaken, Meester !
derek_33 said on April 7, 2008
wen i bought this kit i was told id b the best tattooist ov all time i got a certificate with it saying it gives u magic powers and fuckin hell they were right wen u put the red ink into the skin give it 2 hoursa then it turns green after 4 hrs it turns orange after 6 hrs it turns yellow after 2 days ure gettin sued for all your worth and after 2 and a half days your on holiday free ov charge all inclusive 6 months in her magistes prison manchester
waggy110 said on April 7, 2008
bugger me if only i`d seen this advert before spending way over a year doing an apprenteship and spending way over a thousand quid on second rate equipment by makers like micky sharpz, lauro paulini and starbrite looks like i`ve wasted my time and my money, this bad boy has it all, i`ve even heard the first time you plug in those "10 wrap" machines your blessed with an infinite wisdom of tattoo knowledge that even horioshi 3 would be jealous. BOLLOX !!
waggy110 said on April 7, 2008
jjjjeeeessssuuusss christ !! looks like james bonds secret briefcase, only this could be even more lethal in the wrong hands. In fact oo7 has a license to kill, i doubt any moron stupid enough to buy one of these "professional" kits has a license of any kind, liscence to drill, skin raker, dr no (f*ck all about tattooing) i could go on forever, oh yeah and if thats a lie detector machine at the bottom right of the case, you better make sure you turn that little bugger off before claiming this is a "pro kit" again. Sorry if i hurt anyones feelings, but it hurts mine knowing people are trying to sell stuff like this on an otherwise GREAT WEBSITE !!!!
seza100 said on April 7, 2008
where is my camel?!
derek_33 said on April 7, 2008
hi would you exept my 5 children for this once in a life time pro tattoo kit but plzs dont use them in your factory to make these kits as they/l only get one yen per hour and they used to get 10 pounds per week from us you will have to pay them more yen to send to us thankyou
carpcatching said on April 7, 2008
would you take two goates & a chicken in exchange for one of your great machines ???
tat2syou said on April 7, 2008
All this can be your's, for the low, low, one time price of $39.95, $600.00 shipping and handling, and at least $10,000 for the cost of a good lawyer, when you get your ass sued off for not knowing or being told how to use this junk. That brings your total to around $10,639.95. Taxes from Japan to the U.s, and custom cost's have not been applied !!