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  by boogiebabee4662

  Thanks!
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  by altman19d

  Don't Tease Old Ladies
  
  Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

  Little Old Lady:I am 86 years old.

  Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

  Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

  Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

  Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

  Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

  Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

  Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

  Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.

  Defense Attorney: Why not?

  Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

  Defense Attorney: What happened next?

  Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.

  Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

  Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

  Defense Attorney: Why not?
  Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

  Defense Attorney: What happened next?

  Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me now!"

  Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

  Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.
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  by pwizz

  hey thanx for the add !
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  by altman19d

  pete mutha fukn' deezy..... what up!!

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