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A skinny little white guy gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the li'l guy staring at him and says : " 7 feet tall , 350 lbs, 20 inch dick, 3lbs testicles, Turner Brown. "
The li'l white guy faints and falls to the floor !!
The black guy kneels down next to him , shakes him and slaps his face a few times to bring him to. As the white guys wakes, Turner says " Yo man what the hell is wrong w/ you ?"
In a weak voice the little guy says: " What EXACTLY did you just say to me ?"
The big dude says : "I saw that curious look and figured I'd justgive you the answers to the same 5 questions everyone always asks me .... I'm 7 ft tall, I weigh 359 pounds, I have a 20 dick, 3 pound nuts, and my name is Turner Brown.." Why man - what's wrong ???
The small guy sighs w/ relief... " Turner Brown ?!?!?! ...... "SWEET JESUS ...... THANK GOD .....-- I thought you said ' turn around' !!!! "
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Good one haha
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AAAAAHHHHHH hahahahaha That shits FUNNY!!!!
So this dude decides to get a tattoo of his wifes name "Wendy" on his dick.
He is takin a leak in the bathroom next to a Jamacian dude one day; when he looks at the Jamacaics dick he sees a W and a Y. He says "Yo your wifes name is wendy too?" Jamacain dude says "No, It says Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day!"
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hahaha... both of them are funny
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That was good!
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