cylentprayer said on March 14, 2008

Yo Mama.....
... got 1 eye and 1 leg --- they call her IHOP
...so fat, I ran her 2x & got lost
...so nasty, she got fired from the spurm bank for drinkin' on the job
...so fat, when she goes 2 a restaurant, they don't give her a menu -- they give her an estimate
... so poor, her front & back door are on the same hinge
... got 2 left titties and a gimpy dog named spot
...is like a shotgun...2cocks & she blows
...is like a doorknob... everybody gets a turn