oooooooooh mrs robinson

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    security_dave said on October 19, 2009

    Evening all...hope everything is good in the proverbial hood!
    Just got to thinking.....this has got to get some of the best replies ever.....embarassing sex stories?!

    Only one I have which left me feeling dissatisfied to say the least...and a wee bit bowed over with laughter!

    With partner at the time.....in doggy position....just about to blow the wazz and then she queefed, blowing my dick out and then i watched in dismay as my load spluttered on the bed....

    Can anyone beat it?!!

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    inkd said on October 19, 2009

    lmfao.. gross. no i don't have any embarrassing stories.. unfortunately. well kinda. i mean.. it's always been good over here :) haha

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    nogood39 said on October 20, 2009

    Well at least you weren't pumpin her in her ass , and she shit on you !! rolmfao ! That happened to a buddy of mine ! She told him she was gonna let it go so he told her go ahead ...,..she had the shits ....and they were doggy style !!

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    security_dave said on October 20, 2009

    oooooooooh god no....nothing like that ever happened to me thank fuck!
    just the phantom wind of change down there!
    very good inkd....glad 2 hear nothing....though thers bound to be something a wee bit funny!!!

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    inkd said on October 20, 2009

    ha one of my friends got shit on and then he puked on her back.. lol thats why the backdoor is an EXIT and not an entrance boys :) lol

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    jedi69 said on October 20, 2009

    Too much information people, your not getting any of my stories, especially the one involving my old Capri, the baggie shorts and the condom on the drive way.

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    inked_smash said on October 20, 2009

    Mine was kinda funny. The salon I work at is just blocks from the bars and clubs we hang out at (small town) Anyway one night as the girls and I were out I ducked out of the bar witha guy and took him back to the salon not thinking ( thanks to patron) that the girls I was with were my coworkers and had keys to th salon. thought I was being sneaky but guess not so much. after a few mins of being in the main part of the salon I took him into my massage room thank god cause next thing I know the girls and some of our guy friends werepounding down my masage room door! I started laughing, but he got freaked and was yeah done after that, Bicthes! Havent tried it again... yet... haha

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    security_dave said on October 20, 2009

    oh god....jedi im intrigued!!!!haha
    but yeah.....im really trying to think of other ones!
    most of mine involve queefs or back farts due to wooden floors!
    wouldnt it be amazing if dicks could queef??!?!

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    getoffmyplanet said on October 21, 2009

    LMAO! too funny! no embarassing stories from me.. tho there is a forum thread where i posted one... ;-)

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    security_dave said on October 21, 2009

    haha.....there has to be one for everyone!!
    gomp.....we all know thers something youre itchin to tell of??!!

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    getoffmyplanet said on October 21, 2009

    its been told.. and a pic posted to prove it! you just have to find the old forum post to find the story heehee!! (hint, it was originally posted by levett1 either in general or hobbies)

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