carpcatching said on July 9, 2008

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major
status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and
wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized
that she didn't have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her
husband to run down to the beach with the bucket she was handing him to
gather some snails. Very grudgingly he agreed.

He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the
beach. As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman
strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach. He
kept thinking to himself "Wouldn't it be great if she would even just
come down and talk to me." He went back to gathering the snails.

All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right
over him. They got to talking, and she invited him back to her place.
They
were at her apartment a ways down the beach, and they started messing
around. It got so hot and heavy, that he was exhausted afterwards and
passed out there.

At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no!!! My
wife's dinner party!!!" He gathered all his clothes, put them on real
fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door.

He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran up the stairs
of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of
the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails. There were snails all down
the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry wife standing
in the door way wondering where he's been all this time. He looked at
the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the
snails and
said: "Come on guys, we're almost there!"