Hi All, Thursdays Titter
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If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once. You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
Only 2 minutes to get soft, You share your box with 5 other guys.
But worse of all... the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother ! So CHEER UP, your life aint that bad ! Please pass this message around 2 someone you feel could use a good lay, ooops .... Day ?Cheer up the weekends on its way
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haha,thats cheered me up,from a whingin girlfriend obsessed with makin my life a livin hell haha...time 4 me to be single im thinkin mate!!!
wooo hooo 4the weekend -
Oh the poor egg, made me giggle! ;-)
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My weekend starts today woohoo...I dont like to rub it in! yeah right lol.... Paul thanks for the kind words xx
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Its ok for some Sam well at least we have May Day as well haha
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yes true but i was off then anyway hehe not back till wednesday...yes i deserve some time off..i work hard!!!
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Work hard PLAY hard thats what i say have a great weekend off.
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yeah thats my problem lol and u too xxx
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omfg that is fuckin funny shit babe
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Thats without even trying hehe
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thats too funny!!! needed that laugh after the week Ive had..thanks
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tht^s cool llike the story with the eggs...will keep it in mind
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Hello Sergio glad to see u x
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that was good i needed to read that like a week ago i could have used the laugh then its great still ttys ; X
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LMAO That's a good one !! Thanks for the laugh it was very much needed....xoxo,Tina
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