Theres something under my bed!
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I was woken at 4am with a presence under my bed. I was alone coz hubby was working night shift.
The rustling noise came and went..I thought it was my imagination..but there it was again. I got up to investigate bare footed.....suddenly this beast came out from the dark and lunged at me with teeth glistening in the moonlight...omitting a horrible, blood curdling, spine shattering scream......Oh no that was me!...(Yes I am a drama queen)
The beast in question was none other than a Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie.(Rabbie Burns-Scottish Poet)......... a MouseSo my little furry friend remains at large, last seen scampering into my daughters bedroom...her problem now....it wouldnt hurt her, would it???
My dilema now is how i get rid of my little house guest, anyone got any suggestions? Humane or otherwise....
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your mad iv just spilt my coffee every were reading that LOL the only think i would say is have you thought about getting a cat ??? if not borrow a friends LOL
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mh....i would say...CAT ( i have 2) and i HATE THEM becasue now there is no Mouse...but CAT that wake me up in the nigth,,,MIIIIIAAAAAUUUUUUU MIIIIIAAAAUUUUUU...ok
my real suggestion isGET A SHOT GUN
then
put some chees on the floorwait till the litle friend comes and start enjoing the chees
make sure that he get a pice of it (this is the HUMAN PART OF THE PLAN HA HA HA HA)end then
SHOOT IM !!!
(a 45 magnum is ok...so u are sure to get him LOL)
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ha ha ha ...nooo pooor Kitty....
but there is for sure no beter and human way to go...
i mean...imaginsit down and enjoy a cold beer...and sudenly...ZAP! GONE!
well..the last taste was a beer...and then GONE!
LOL
beter then been killed by a cat
i observer my cat killing a mouse
NATURAL WAY OF PASSING AWAY FOR A MOUSEReally...then i prefer the shot
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what let it FREE!!!! no way it will just come back in again KILL it maybe cook it, It could make a nice starter !!!! :-)
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www.peta.com - they have humane traps. personally i think they are a waste of time. i much prefer glue traps, that way they get stuck to the square of card and you and dispose of them nice and neatly.
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well sam what i really need to know is the winning idea getting a free T shirt or this not a Competition LOL
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lol...a tshirt with " free mouse" on it
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Thanks for the advice guys..ranging from extremely sick to the outright nasty hehe
I dont have a spare 45 magnum kicking around the house lol But i tell u what if someone wants to come and catch it for me the winner gets a free t shirt! (It has Mickey Mouse on the front holding a shotgun) -
ha ha ha...i would do it ...but im a bit far ....well if you can wait for the summer time and you can continue to share the house with the mouse there is a possibility that i take Holiday HA HA HA
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lol by that time there will be no room in the house for us, it will be overrun by the bloody things, the thought makes me cringe coz i read theres usually more than one. Im hoping mine is Norman No Mates!
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well if you are lucky they are queer and so...no childrens
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dont know about humane but put a lil peanut butter on a mouse trap and placr along running boards around house and hate to sayit but mouse can bite kid if food on breath or kid rolls over it when shes sleeping
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haaaa BUY A 45 MAGNUM HAAAAAAA BUY AND SHOT EM DOWN LOL
how big is the mouse...is it litle or big as the one that try to jomp on my everytime im in Waltdisney world?
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gotta agree with jacob07, mousetrap!!!! the good o'l timber one's, just watch you fingers when setting it.
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wanted....dead... lol
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Hilarious xxx Well first shop had a trap that will test the mouse's neck strength!!, purchased one of those.......2nd shop had a change of heart and bought a humane gadget. If i carry on having a change of heart like this, by the end of the day its gonna be a pet for the kids!
So gonna set both and see where my furry friends luck lies lol
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lol wish thay all looked that cute Sergio,
get a cat sam that will do the trick,and you wouldnt have to feed it lol.
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r u sure is wasnt jay under ur bed?????
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It could have been... that was my first thought, Whos hiding under my bed lol
Ali I would but im not a massive fan of cat hairs lol
It would end up like a Tom and Jerry cartoon!!!
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lol,know what you mean,we have a dog and he would run away from the mouse lol,now that would be a cartoon,a big fat lab and a mouse,or even sergio ha ha ha !!
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Not me.....definately not me under your bed Sam............
Although I want one of those suits Sergio.........
If you had that bottle of JD under their, then maybe ;-)
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Lol Jay thats where I keep my secret stash of JD...ssshhh just dont tell anyone lol I receive it intravenously during the night hehe
Ali yeah what a sight that would be lol
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Hmmmm it really is that nice isnt it............do you drink with Coke or neat?
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Diet coke lol altho i know it spoils it, having a couple just now Glasgow Rangers are playing tonight lol Its a big deal! How do u like urs??
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With coke and ice, occasionally straight but not very often....
I love the stuff, I have had too many JD hangovers though...they are the pits.....worse than beer.
Oh yeah I forgot Rangers were playing tonight......I was just about to say "a bit early for the JD" but in that case it isnt. :-)
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Have u tried Isle of Jura? its lovely too, the problem is its far too easy to drink lol Im partial to any whisky really hehe
Had a night on the Wild turkey, never to be repeated lol
If JD is a Rolls Royce then wild turkey is a big foot monstor truck!!! they both get u where u wanna go but one is a damn sight smoother than the other!Tomorrow im getting more ink so gotta behave tonight lol
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This is a thankyou for all ur help in my moment of crisis!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=N-R1F5RYOco&feature=related
Paste this.....hoots mon
Stay with it, i hope u get it!!!
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its sooo cool...y lile Leni dance
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Eh Sergio? the song is..theres a moose loose aboot ma hoose lol all said with a Scottish accent lol
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ha ha for this i lik it ...the schottish accent LOL
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did u see my poem on beer forum? lol i have way too much time on my hands lol, hubby watchin football!
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lol...me playing with the baby...saw the poem but giorgio say <<lets watch cara ferrari...profie pics lol
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you have taught him well Sergio...like father like son hehe
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ha ha ha he is a real killer...i cant stop loughing
ur poem is really cool...and Giorgio again wish to see the Girl with long fingers ( ur background pics on ur page) -
Sweet baby xxx he like Noddy? my kids love him lol
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lol yes...but he is more for the train...i think he is called thomas or so
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yeah thomas the tank engine lol have a look at my pics i will post something for him x
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LOL...i will show hime tomorrow morning now...i just put him to sleep...Lile Lady Leni allready sleep ( was a figth LOL) he...mh...firts we will have a long discussion about what is beter...Caterpillar or other kind of Bulldozer...btw...is the mouse also looking football? LOL
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Lol so cute xxx im not even gonna think about it, i will have nightmares about it crawling all over me lol vermin yuck lol
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comeon..is a mouse...how big ? they cannot come to the bed...they are more afraid then u are...we are talking about a mouse rigth not a RAT ....
my cats bring me every day some mouse to show me they love me...so i find mouse everywhere in the house...i know thta my cats bring them ...so i just ...u know....well...human elimination (no gun) i take them un put them out...as i know tomorrow i have another one...if they are in the house (so if they allready use ur IKEA stuff)...i would suggest to call a "firm"...
i know a firm called " IL PADRINO MOUSE REMOVAL INC"
a company that come and search for the mouse Familyif they find them ...then:
1. They will tell them to leave ( mostly by mail: official leter with a 10 days TTL) TTL is Time to Leave
2. the second Time they come , they will just intimidate the mouse family (make a proposal that they cannot decline)
3. if after this the mosue Family is still there...they will then come with a Black Alfa Romeo ( italian Car) and...they will shot them down by using one of this old fashion mashin gunlet me know if interested ...i organize them for you
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I told u I was a drama queen lol its kinda cute really...I live in the countryside and my doors have been open coz the weather has been good, its no wonder i have some wildlife in my house, I also have bats in the loft lol
So thanks for ur help, i might have to call on their services! I will let u know x -
ROLF...Wildlife...just see the next Bulletin...
HELP found a Giraff or a Camel onther my Couch...well was hot and good weather u know ... -
pmsl lions, tigers and bears oh my !! (Wizard of oz) lol
As long as its not a camel toe on my couch!!
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CAMEL TOE.....NOW HERE AGAIN IM PISSING!!!!
..and sam, i told Jay to get out from under ur bed......but i know he loves the JD so im afraid he will be there 4 a while.. ; ) -
Camel toe, what a term hehe Jay was trying to get at my stash, but i warned him off lol
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he is sneaky, that lil mouse he is!!!
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lol yeah i agree
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i say.....use sulfuric acid.........rig a mouse trap up to spring closed half-way, attach(soundly) a syringe with the acid in it(20 cc's should do) to the wire aiming down at the center of the bait......i'd also add a sticky trap under it, so that the little deamon can't run away and burn up your floors......
that should work........
if not, than i like the shot-gun idea....
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just use peanut butter on a mouse trap i tell ya works every time lol 99% sucess
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SAM!! THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER READ!!! YOU SHOULD WRITE CHILDRENS BOOKS!!!!! BUT I FOR SURE WOULD GET A TOM TO KILL THAT JERRY;)
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SAM u ROCK...INCREDIBLE IT STARTS WITH A MOUSE AND ENDS WITH A HORROR MOVIE WITH SULFURIC ACID AND STIKING MOUSE ON THE FLOOR MY GOOD!
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1. unscrew the plate from the electricle outlet close to the floor
2. remove electricle outlet from house wires (do not touch 2 wires at same time)
3. extend wires out of the wall
4. place white wire CLOSE TO NOT TOGETHER!!!! to any other whire (except copper)
5 place cheese or penut butter on one of the wires
6 when the lights in the house dim, you know you mouse is cooked and ready to eat
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Oicu id electrocute myself and burn my house down!! Still havent found the little fecker altho my hubby saw it when Rangers were gettin humped!! He didnt even try to catch it..said it ran too fast lol
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WhaT?!?1 You crack me up! What does it mean"Rangers where gettin humped" HAHAHAH it sound so funny!
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Lol the football on wednesday night, my hubbies team Glasgow Rangers, there was alot of trouble during and after the game, they lost 2-0, they got beat x Altho he does admit the better team one (russians)
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Oh man! I gotta get my mind out of the gutter! haha
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lol i had this problem a few weeks ago,i had about 3mice come thru a crack in the wall of my old house,which leads into the empty house next door...after weeks of seeing them scamperin round my now ex house,and trying to get em...i finaly caught1,after it ran up my t-shirt(long story haha)i put it in a tub,then evicted its fury ass! iv got a pic of a tunnel it made...in a loaf of bread i stupidly left out on the kitchen table...i was gonna put it up4ppl 2 laugh at haha....my advice would b not to chase it,coz u'll b there all week(or three in some cases)...buy a mouse trap and watch as it slowly dies...while sippin on a jd and coke!!!
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