cylentprayer said on April 29, 2008

A woman stood naked in front of her bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, " I look old, fat and ugly.... I really need you to pay me some compliments !! " The husband replies sharply, w/o missing a beat, "But it's O.K. Honey, at least you have your health and your eyesight is damn near perfect !!!! heh-heh-heh "

Poor bastard never heard the shot !!!!!! " heh-heh-heh "