Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me now!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.
Riden by to be blessed by my sweet and oh so sexy little angel.May the wind always blow in your hair and the sun from above shine down shine down and bless your sweet beauty.Thanks for touching my heart and soul angel.Much love and respect to you.Always big hugs and kisses to you.
Mike
Yeah your right S. Fl is great - I lived on the beach back in the 90's - I use to throw parties at the Cameo and my buddy owed the Spot back then. One of my best friends grow up in Miami Springs near Hialeah. Davie is near Lauderdale right?
bluda said on February 21, 2008
Thanks... can you believe that its my first tatt...And yours is pretty damn nice too
demon_tattoos said on February 19, 2008
FEEDINGTHEDESIRE
trumpet_princess said on February 19, 2008
Don't Tease Old Ladies
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady:I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me now!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.
paulc said on February 17, 2008
Hi Heather thanks for the add what can i say your back is awsome
justkillme said on February 16, 2008
Riden by to be blessed by my sweet and oh so sexy little angel.May the wind always blow in your hair and the sun from above shine down shine down and bless your sweet beauty.Thanks for touching my heart and soul angel.Much love and respect to you.Always big hugs and kisses to you.
Mike
tattookeith said on February 4, 2008
Thanks! You have an awesome backpiece going on!
nik_wolf said on February 3, 2008
Lovin your work beautiful!
jakewells said on February 3, 2008
Thanks for the compliments!
jacob07 said on February 3, 2008
thanx for the add ur back is one of the best pieces ive seen on this site very good
giffdog said on January 28, 2008
awesome back. i am about to start mine soon. the whole not being able to see it thing is gonna kill me.
emcp22 said on January 26, 2008
Thankyou, nice to meet you.
marcolunez said on January 26, 2008
tHS 4 YOUR coments!
Kisses 4 you!
petitecherie said on January 9, 2008
Happy New Year!!
1stcavguy said on January 8, 2008
Thanks for the add! Love the ink, sick!
pariah said on January 7, 2008
your piece looks absolutely amazing.
Simply stunning work.
boraboy said on December 24, 2007
heather that back piece is unreal!! great work - i love it.
mazox said on December 19, 2007
UAU!!!your back piece is amazing!!!!
johnnyc_us21 said on December 19, 2007
gorgeous tattoo thats all i can say.
ponydog said on December 14, 2007
Just Gotta say the work is Beauty on Skin
kingdom said on December 13, 2007
You back is da bomb, That has got to be some of the finest most incredible ink i have seen on this site!...
stark247 said on December 10, 2007
Yeah your right S. Fl is great - I lived on the beach back in the 90's - I use to throw parties at the Cameo and my buddy owed the Spot back then. One of my best friends grow up in Miami Springs near Hialeah. Davie is near Lauderdale right?
stark247 said on December 10, 2007
Your very welcome - What part of S. Fl. are you in...I use to live in Miami back in the 90's
stark247 said on December 10, 2007
Diggin the new pic:-)
dan_xz01 said on November 22, 2007
BOOM!!!
inked25 said on November 20, 2007
Thanks for the add ! Keep in touch!